Yeah, Bitch.
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Taken <3
horton hears a huh
horton hears a what
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE
horton hears a hater
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earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was serving.
| Me: | I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate |
| Him: | whatever |
| *as I turn to walk away* | |
| Him: | *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught. |
| *i turn back to the table* | |
| Me: | you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you. |
| *i leave and come back* | |
| Me: | here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered. |
| His friends tipped me $20 |
fangirl-clad-in-plaid-and-chucks:
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.
THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD
excuse me but
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE IN THE FANDOM
Everybody is in this fandom idfc who you are.
I THOUGHT EVERYONE ON TUMBLR WAS IN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME
YOU CAN’T BE ON TUMBLR AND DON’T BE IN HARRY POTTER FANDOM
(Source: worth-themonsters, via actuallylish)
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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Viewer calls TV anchor fat.
TV anchor responds.
This lady is my hero.
she looks lovely too!
I want to hug her.
Bless her and the nice people in this world. EVERY PERSON WATCH THIS!
Please please please watch this till the end
bless this women.
HOW DID SHE GET THROUGH THIS WITHOUT CHOKING UP. This woman is my new hero.
Wow.
If you do nothing else today, at least watch this.
(Source: washingtonpoststyle, via actuallylish)
